Loose Goose Juice

On my quest to become an experienced mixologist, I have realized that some times it is not the taste of a mixed drink that can catapult it into ‘Legendary” status. A cleverly conceived name can be just as important as the flavor of the beverage, so without any further ado, I present to you…

Loose Goose on the Loose Juice


  • 1 part Grey Goose
  • 1 part Mountain Blast Powerade
  • 1 part Sprite
  • Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice and strain into a glass
  • Garnish with a Lemon slice

According to a ‘loose goose’ is “A person (generally a female) who is chronically vagile. Note: many girls become loose gooses as they progress through high school. That girl needs to stop being so goddamn vagile, she’s turning into a loose goose.” They also define ‘loose juice’ as a reference to alcohol, as in “How much loose juice do you have for the party?” “Past the loose juice” “Your turn to get the loose juice” “We’re out of loose juice” “Where are we going to get loose juice at this hour?”. FYI: None of these should EVER be confused with the loose moose!

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